This Was Always Going To End Well

I can’t understand how people manage to go for massages casually, you know to relax. A friend of mine goes once a month and I mean to a legit, above board, professional massage parlour where he says he de-stresses.

I can hardly imagine anything less de-stressing than that as it is absolutely impossible for me not to get horny while getting a massage and the same goes for giving one. If I had to go to a parlour without a happy ending I would walk out of there completely frustrated and completely embarrassed after lying there with an uncomfortable hard-on for the bulk of the session.

Hence, I’ve never gone for a professional massage but then again I’ve never gone for the happy ending type either. It’s just always been with a partner and now that I’m single and have been reminded by this site just how horny it makes me, I’m actually considering it.

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I tell you what, if I ever find a place where you can actually have a massage like this I am in. In the mean time I am going to have to be happy with fantasising about it.

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I was all set to just give up on the matter, but I’m glad that I didn’t. A close friend of mine that doesn’t even live in the area suggested that I should broaden my horizons, whatever he means by that. He said that in the past when he is high and dry he has used escorts in london with much success. I guess the real highlight of using them is you get to know the girl long before you even meet them in person.

Also, you can choose the type of women that you most desire. That is going to make sure that you are both compatible and of course you don’t waste time getting a girl that you can’t even have a conversation with. I really wish he’d told me about this sooner, so many wasted nights that I’ve spent could have been spent spending time with a genuine women. As long as this all works out I guess hindsight doesn’t really matter, what does matter is the future and right now it is looking like many happy endings are coming my way!

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I really miss my ex girlfriend and not just because of the great sex that we had together. She gave the best massages ever and the happy endings that I received always put a smile on my face. Call it what you want but remembering just how sensual those massage were got me looking for other ways to find happy ending massage girls and lucky for me it didn’t take me long at all to find a willing girl.

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